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Review: The Witcher (PC), damn hilarious!

Posted in Humor
Post date: January 25, 2008

So I don’t post a lot of game related stuff but this you just have to see! Is a video review of The Witcher for the PC. I cried with laughter, best ab workout I’ve had in weeks.

Please not that you need to be a gamer to understand this and should not be easily offended. Enjoy!

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How Company Policy got started

Posted in Humor
Post date: September 10, 2007

I got an email from an old colleague of mine and I just have to share this.

How Things Work In Real Life

Start with a
cage containing five monkeys. Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and
place a set of stairs under it. Before long, a monkey will go to the stairs and
start to climb towards the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all
of the other monkeys with cold water.

After a while, another monkey
makes an attempt with the same result all the other monkeys are sprayed with
cold water. Pretty soon, when another monkey tries to climb the stairs, the
other monkeys will try to prevent it.

Now, put away the cold water.
Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new one. The new monkey
sees the banana and wants to climb the stairs. To his surprise and horror, all
of the other monkeys attack him. After another attempt and attack, he knows that
if he tries to climb the stairs, he will be assaulted.

Next, remove
another of the original five monkeys and replace it with a new one. The newcomer
goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer takes part in the
punishment with enthusiasm! Likewise, replace a third original monkey with a new
one, then a fourth, then the fifth. Every time the newest monkey takes to the
stairs, he is attacked.

Most of the monkeys that are beating him have no
idea why they were not permitted to climb the stairs or why they are
participating in the beating of the newest monkey.

After replacing all
the original monkeys, none of the remaining monkeys have ever been sprayed with
cold water. Nevertheless, no monkey ever again approaches the stairs to try for
the banana. Why not? Because as far as they know that’s the way it’s always been
done around here.

And that, my friends, is how a company policy begins.

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You know you stressed when….

Posted in General, Humor
Post date: July 10, 2007

You Know You’re Too Stressed If…

  • You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up.
  • The Sun is too loud.
  • Trees begin to chase you.
  • You begin to explore the possibility of setting up an I.V. drip solution of espresso.
  • You wonder if brewing is really a necessary step for the consumption of coffee.
  • You can hear mimes.
  • You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.
  • You believe that if you think hard enough, you can fly.
  • Things become “Very Clear.”
  • You ask the drive-thru attendant if you can get your order to go.
  • You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.
  • You begin speaking in a language that only you and Chanelers can understand.
  • The less sense matter and matter is more than sense.
  • You and Reality file for divorce.
  • You can skip without a rope.
  • It appears that people are speaking to you in binary code.
  • You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.
  • You have great revelations concerning: Life, the Universe and Everything else, but can’t quite find the words for them before the white glow disappears, leaving you more confused than before.
  • You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.
  • You can travel without moving.
  • Antacid tablets become your sole source of nutrition.
  • You discover the aesthetic beauty of office supplies.
  • Losing your mind was okay, but when the voices in your head quieted, it was like losing your best friend.
  • You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before
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